10 Questions To Ask Your Guy About His Past

I ran across a very interesting article on yahoo today and thought that I would address/share it. The article was a list of suggested questions that women should ask a guy. I'm not saying that any of this 10 questions are wrong or that they don't have a purpose. I do feel that when you delve into questioning like this you better hold onto your panties because you might not get the answers that you were hoping for.

Alas the 10 questions:

1. What were you like as a child? (Seriously, what kind of question is this. Rarely are people the same as they were as kids. I.E. My buddy and his current girlfriend. There were certain things that I did as a kid that I wouldn't dare do as in adult. Such as push a girl down, pull her hair, spill my milk on her on purpose. I don't have an inner "Chris Brown" nowhere in my body.)

2. What's your happiest memory of growing up? (It could range from many things, such as a certain Chritmas, birthday or the first time I had sex. And still if I gave you a straight answer it would help out your cause of getting to know me better.)

3. What's the biggest lie you ever told—did you get busted? (What fool in their right mind would answer this?)

4. How many sexual partners have you had? (This question is garaunteed to start a fight. If he answers and you don't like it, remember that since you're the one that asked get the pillow and head for the couch to sleep for the night.)

5. What's the riskiest thing you've done in life? Sexually? (Ladies this is an awesome question, but the chance of you getting a real answer is slim to none. I'm 90% sure you're going to get a lie or an exaggerated story.)

6. Why did you and your last partner split? (Why would you want to know about the last lady. As long as it wasn't a dude, be lucky that it's over and you got your chance. You're only getting a one-sided story.)

7. What disappointed you about your last girlfriend and led you to want to break up? (Good question.

8. Are you still friends? (Seriously? No matter how I answer this I'm a bad guy. If I say no, you'll pry and ask why. If I say yes there is a chance that you're going to get jealous and not let us be friends.)

9. Who are your best friends in life? Why? (This is probably the only question the list that will help in your quest to get closer. The boys are your key to salvation.)

10. What's the most unusual place you've had sex? (It's not where you're thinking it was.)

I'm all for getting to know the person you are falling in love with, but somethings are better left unsaid. I could definitely conjure up some better questions the the 10 above. Dredging up the past?! I'll pass. There is a reason why it's past tense. Let's keep it that way.

Some Friday funny. Here is what those questions will feel like once you get the answers. Enjoy.

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10 comments:

Wes said...

Her: "Why did you and your last partner split?"

Him: "She couldn't deal with me cheating on her... So, your place or mine tonight?"

kimmyk said...

Some of those questions I can't imagine ever asking. That's none of your business. I wouldn't want some guy asking me a shit ton of questions ya know?!?

OMG @ the video though. That chick totally ate pavement. Big time!

I can see you laughing about that though and that's whats funnier to me is that you're so darn hateful you find these videos of these complete 'tards who fall on the ground or break tables or eat pavement. LOL!

Have a good weekend!

honkeie2 said...

That is a good list of things I wish I could un-tell my wife lol. There are many more I will take to my grave, i just wished I had kept those in their caskets as well haha.

Life, Love And Lola said...

As a woman I wouldn't answer those questions either!

Life, Love And Lola said...

That video clip is hilarious!

~Sheila~ said...

I think that unless the past was very tramatic...there is nothing to convey.

nuff said.

Pam said...

Most of those questions, I wouldn't want to know the answers to.

Mike said...

I haven't seen that video in a while, thanks for the laugh.

I don't see why anybody in a new relationship would want to know those things. I try to block out the past as much as possible... it doesn't matter.

Life in Beverly Hills said...

Wes's comment is hilarious. Never in my right mind would I ask my husband any of these questions. EVER. Crazy.

Ace C said...

@ Wes
Good one!

@ KimmyK
Sometimes you just have to laugh.

@ Honkeie2
It happens man. Some of aren't as open as you are.

@LLL
What person in their right mind would. Sorry Honk.

@Sheila/Pam
Exactly