A Month in Vegas in no Particular Order

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Wild Out Wednesday

Random Shit Today1:

Community Shower
Naked Dudes
Stomping in my Air Force Ones
Buttery Popcorn with Pepper
106 & Park
My First Teenage Love Affair
The Boot
The Insider
Sharon Stone
More Sex in the City
So You Think You Can Dance
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Oh Jesus!

Rang out in the mobile home last night. The groom, the best man and myself were relocated from the house to the mobile home to make room for the rest of the family. After tucking away about 8 or 9 beers, I had a little beer guts going on. So when it came time to go to bed my body was ready, but my ass wasn't at all. I ripped one that sounded like a machine gun in the middle of some war. I closed my eyes and just started cracking up. Amidst my laughter I heard the words "Oh Jesus!" As sounds of flip flops went pitter pattering out the door, I knew the scent had made it's way through the mobile home.

I think that it was a combination of things. It could have been all the time that I spent in the sun laying on the beach and getting buried in the sand. It might have been the tri-tip, macaroni salad and bake beans that we ate for dinner. Or maybe the craziness of "Little Miss Sunshine"movie, but all signs point to the 8 or 9 Amstel Lights that I downed. Either way I laughed myself right into a migraine that put me sleep.

Moral of the story is drink,fart and sleep good.

Back to Cali

So I'm on my way back to Cali. It's been some time since I've actually set foot in this state and the memories are starting to flow.

I'm actually down here for one of my buddies weddings (sucker). I wish I could stop him, but his mind is set.

Ventura, CA. Sunny, light breeze, a little humid, smooth air and the beers are already flowing. Pizza is on the way from the local pizza parlor and my sleeping bag is already laid out on the floor.

I'm just here to enjoy the scenery and have a good time. So my advice to all of you is to throw your worries to the side and have a beer. Enjoy folks.