Man Post #1


So this morning I was running through my usual blogs and kimmyk's blog caught my eye. She had a guest blogger on yesterday. He had some interesting stuff to say on her blog. So I decided to make a trip over to his blog, Slick Sumbich. His blog has to be most raunchy and foul stuff that I have read. But I have to be honest I actually enjoyed reading his most of his post.

It's always nice to read post that aren't so "PC" and "nice". Sometimes you just want to read some smutty stuff and get a kick out of it. From the pics to his wife needing to give him "desert". His blog was pretty direct. I left thinking that a man should be a man and nothing else and every now then a little desert doesn't hurt. I could be wrong, but I don't think that I am.

So today I wanted to post what I like to call my "Man Post".

So here goes... I got a couple things I need to get off my chest that people have been doing to me. I need to get the "man" in me out.

1. To all my lady friends, I don't want to date your friend. If she is single there has to be a reason why. So if I don't express some interest in your friend or family member, that means I am not interested. To keep our friendship and her feelings from being hurt, save the matchmaking for someone else.

2. I don't feel like I have to talk to every Tom, Dick or Jane when I am taking my dog out to shit. Just because we both have dogs doesn't mean we have a damn thing in common. I need to watch the shits that my dog is making to make sure that it's solid and I can't do that if you are talking to me about "Fluffy". And while I am talking about dogs. If your dog shits in a public place. Clean it up!.

3. I don't like kids. Enough said. You know who you are. There is a reason why no one wants to play with your kids because they are bad as fuck. And to keep myself from going to jail, keep them away from me.

4. Just because I am single with no kids doesn't mean that I have lots of money to throw around on myself and definitely not you. There are reasons for being single and not having kids and that's to "save money". Give me a chance to save up before I bring two or three of the little bastards into this world. Or how about this...you slow down and stop popping them out like hot cakes. This ain't India my friend.

I guess I will save more for the next installment. I don't want to run everyone away just yet. Everyone needs a reminder every now and then that I am a man, "Here me Roar"! So this is a friendly reminder from the nice guy next door to let a man be a man.
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News

This was on the news this morning and I thought that I would share it with you guys. Now this is what news should be about.

2 year old calls 911
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Kanye vs 50 Cent


Just in case you haven't heard, Kanye West and 50 Cent have been in a heated competition about whose album will end up on top this week. The verdict is in, West has sold about 957,000 copies of the Graduation, according to Nielsen SoundScan figures posted by the industry Web site Billboard.com on Tuesday night. It was his best first-week sales ever. In comparison, 50 sold 691,000 copies of "Curtis."

I guess we all can let out a sigh of relief. Hopefully we will never have to hear 50 Cents rap again.

Take that to the "Candy Shop"!
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Forgotten Post

For some reason I made a small boo- boo and forgot to blog about this.

While at one of my co-workers BBQ during Labor Day week I ran across this very interesting dog. He is obviously some kind of terrier...not really sure, but I am sure they told when I was there. But due to the delay of me posting this I have forgotten.

I know you are wondering why I thought to post this anyways, but I assure you it will put a smile on your face once I get to the point.

The whole point of the story has to do with what the people named the dog...

"Fuzzy Slippers"

Now doesn't that just jump out at you. Who in their right my would go that far. Just imagine if the dog got lost and you had to go looking for him. Try saying the line below with a straight face. Better yet do it in public and watch what happens.

"Fuzzy Slippers. come here boy!"

If I were to see some strange person walking around yelling that: I would have them strapped down and sent off in the white van.

So the moral of this story is: Don't name your animal anything you wouldn't want to be called..."Killer"





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Updating Blog

The blog is going through some changes. Please stay tuned for the update.
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Flag Football


It's been a little over a year since I broke my finger playing flag football and I would just like to say that I made a successful return to flag football today.

I felt like a little kid all over again. I was reliving my childhood days. Running up and down the football. Going left, going right. A flag here, a flag there. Sweat our down my face and back.

I have to say after it was over I felt a since of belonging. I guess since I neglected to play high school football, this feeling had always eluded me.

Shortly after the game was over and I was scavenging through Safeway for some grub and that when it hit me.

*****back pain*****************************
**********ankle pain*********************************
*******knee pain******************************
******************groin pain***************************
**headache***************************
*************neck pain***********************

Needless to say I needed someone to help me get the groceries out to the car and a long hot bath went a long way.

I ask that all you pray for me because the season has just began and I have a lot more games left.

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Dinner Now. Breakfast in the Morning.

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5 Questions...Answered

1-Why did you start blogging? Has your experience so far been a positive one? Explain. I feel that I have to be honest with myself and the question and not give a cookie cutter answer. Basically I started blogging because of Monica. I met her about a year and a half ago and she was so adamant about blogging, so I decided to join in too. The experience has been pretty positive. I haven't really had too much feedback or flack for anything that I put on here because only two people read it...lol

2-What kind of music filled your home growing up. Do you think it influenced you in any way? Blues. I am not quite sure if it has influenced me in anyway. I wasn't quite sure why a man was singing about drinking and women were at that age when I was listening to the music. The only thing that I knew was that it sounded good and I had no choice in the matter.

3-What do you think has been the downfall of American teens today? I don't feel that there has really been a downfall in American teens. I think that we only hear the negative things that transpire and never the positive things. For every American teen that is losing his/her mind there is an American teen finding his/her way through life.

4-(I ask this question of everyone)
Do you believe in Heaven? If so, describe your Heaven. I do believe in heaven. It's a place in the sky or the area above the earth where the "heavenly bodies" are placed. Heaven is some type of peaceful life after death related to the immortality of the soul. Heaven is generally is a place of happiness, sometimes eternal happiness. It signifying a state of "full aliveness" or wholeness.

5-Where do you see yourself in 1 year? 5 years? and 10? I haven't really put much thought into things like this in a long time. I used to always feel like I needed to do things like this when I was younger, but as I grow I don't like to put numbers and time on anything I do. When I place labels like this I sometimes end up being disappointed.
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Emergency Vet Visit

Well for the last couple of weeks Murphy has had diarrhea. This morning it was filled with blood, leaving me no choice but to take him in immediately.

While on my most recent trip to Portland I left Murphy with a co-worker of mine. Needless to say to "accidentally" got infested with fleas and parasites.

Below is what this poor judgement cost me.

Office Visit 45.50
Fecal Direct 21.00
Fecal Ova & Parasite w/centrifuge- T805 35.40
Drontal Plus Canine 22.7 mg Tab 30.25
Metronidazole 250 mg Tab 13.30
I/D Canine Can 13 oz 23.07
BioHazard Fee 4.48

Invoice Total: 173.00
Sales Tax: 5.72
Balance Due: 178.72

Leaving your dog in quality care and not being cheap by letting him stay with someone whose neighbors could give a hoot about flea control...Priceless!
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Don't Blow me Off!

Or I will be forced to act irrational, juvenile, childish, immature, and the list could go on and on.

All that I want is for someone to pick up the phone or return my phone calls.

Let me give everyone a quick rundown of what I'm talking about. Lately I have been very distant from everyone. I have been spending a lot of my time cooped up in the house and the other half of my time in Seattle. Meaning I have been neglecting my "friends" in Bremerton. Not on purpose though, but there comes a time when I need some good old fashioned adult conversation. And I frankly I am not getting that over here, so I seek it where I know I can get it.

I have been trying to reconnect myself with everyone and it's been spreading me very thin. I think on a average week I might get a total of 30 hours worth of sleep, give or take a few hours. So when I devote some time to come visit. I expect you to be there. When I call, I expect you to answer the phone or return my call. I really don't think it's that much to ask for from "friends".

Long story short I exploded this weekend a answering machine. A couple of %$^@ there and a couple of #%^&@ here.

This does not come to a shock to those of you who really know. Everyone knows that at the drop of a dime I could unravel and blow my top without warning. Everyone knows that I am a little sensitive. Hell , if there was a movie about my life I think that a woman would have to play the part as me. And I am fine with that as long as there is a hot lesbian(Insert J.Lo and Halle Berry here) sex scene it. Hey, I can dream can't I.

It has just become a repetitive thing for me. "I keep getting the damn voicemail!" It seems like everyone is interested me when I am not around, but as soon aas I give the attention that is so badly needed, they blow me off again.

I am not asking anyone to give me their first born. I am simply asking for some common courtesy. Get it. Got it. Good.
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Like Water for Chocolate

I was at home cleaning up around the house. I had my iTunes on shuffle and one of my favorite songs came on and I begin to rap it as always. I decided to actually check the lyrics to make sure that all these years I had been rapping the correct words.

I've been rapping this song for years now. I always know the meaning of the song and what the rapper was trying to get across, but when you actually see the words on paper they seem to have a higher meaning.

So I did learn that I had some of the words incorrect and that I had been screwing up the chorus for years.

So if this song holds up, I would just like to know where is this lady that he talks about because I would love to meet her.

Artist: Common
Album: Like Water For Chocolate
Song: The Light

Yeah..
Doo-doo-doo, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm..
Doo-doo-d-doo, diggy-doo YO..

I never knew a luh, luh-luh, a love like this
Gotta be somethin for me to write this
Queen, I ain't seen you in a minute
Wrote this letter, and finally decide to send it
Signed sealed delivered for us to grow together
Love has no limit, let's spend it slow forever
I know your heart is weathered by what studs did to you
I ain't gon' assault em cause I probably did it too
Because of you, feelings I handle with care
Some niggaz recognize the light but they can't handle the glare
You know I ain't the type to walk around with matchin shirts
If relationship is effort I will match your work
I wanna be the one to make you happiest, it hurts you the most
They say the end is near, it's important that we close..
.. to the most, high
Regardless of what happen on him let's rely

There are times.. when you'll need someone..
I will be by your side..
There is a light, that shines,
special for you, and me..

Yo, yo, check it
It's important, we communicate
and tune the fate of this union, to the right pitch
I never call you my bitch or even my boo
There's so much in a name and so much more in you
Few understand the union of woman and man
And sex and a tingle is where they assume that it land
But that's fly by night for you and the sky I write
For in these cold Chi night's moon, you my light
If heaven had a height, you would be that tall
Ghetto to coffee shop, through you I see that all
Let's stick to understandin and we won't fall
For better or worse times, I hope to me you call
So I pray everyday more than anything
friends will stay as we begin to lay
this foundation for a family - love ain't simple
Why can't it be anything worth having you work at annually
Granted we known each other for some time
It don't take a whole day to recognize sunshine

There are times.. when you'll need someone..
I will be by your side, oh darling
There is a light, that shines,
special for you, and me..

Yeah.. yo, yo, check it
It's kinda fresh you listen to more than hip-hop
and I can catch you in the mix from beauty to thrift shop
Plus you ship hop when it's time to, thinkin you fresh
Suggestin beats I should rhyme to
At times when I'm lost I try to find you
You know to give me space when it's time to
My heart's dictionary defines you, it's love and happiness
Truthfully it's hard tryin to practice abstinence
The time we committed love it was real good
Had to be for me to arrive and it still feel good
I know the sex ain't gon' keep you, but as my equal
it's how I must treat you
As my reflection in light I'ma lead you
And whatever's right, I'ma feed you
Digga-da, digga-da, digga-da, digga-digga-da-da
Yo I tell you the rest when I see you, peace

There are times.. when you'll need someone..
I will be by your side..
There is a light, that shines,
special for you, and me..

(I'll) take my chances.. before they pass..
.. pass me by, oh darling..
You need to look at the other side..
You'll agree..
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Pre-Labor Day

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