Why People?


The title explains it all. I was trying not to comment and hope that he would finally get voted off, but for some strange reason, someone keeps voting for this guy.
Please, I beg of you! Tell your friends and family in Seattle to stop voting for this guy. Can't you see the embarrassment he is bringing to Washington. He is like a new tax...Vote "No".
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Rehab


As stupid as this sounds I really wish I could take a break from life and go to "rehab". Just think about for a second or two...times up!

I know you are thinking..."Why Ace, why!"
And I'm thinking..."Do you really have to ask?"
And you're thinking..."Just answer the question dammit!"
And I thinking..."Okay, okay!"

Here's my thought on rehab. Rehab is like a 30 day vacation. You get to take those wonderful medications that make you drowsy and want to sleep all day. You get to get away from all the stresses of life, including the people who are driving you there in the first place. It's almost like you are in your own little bubble. And you also don't have to work and deal with all the bitchy and catty people that are always lurking and invading your privacy. An if you are lucky, you might run into Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, that dude from Desperate Housewives, and many other celebrities that have decided to take a break on life.

So I ask you which would you rather do? If you're down I'll see you there. If not I'll sleep on it for you.

Celebrities look out Ace is on his way to town and I got a pen for autographs.
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Warning!


Before I start I would like to send a few shout outs.

Monica, Eileen, Diana, and Tom. All were people who replied to me on Saturday night, when I was drunk texting. Thanks for replying.


So this weekend I decided to go to the club...let me clarify...I was invited to go to the club by my roommate. For those of you who don't know she is a part time go-go dancer. She and a few of the ladies that she knows were dancing at a club in Tacoma, called J.D's. If you aren't familiar with the place, it's because it is new. So the night started off normal. A beer(preferably a Bud Light...advertising at its best) and it went down hill from there. A shot of patron was all it took and I was off and running. And as everyone else knows when you are having a good time and your friends aren't around you feel incline to let them know what they are missing out on. And so I did. Over and over again.


***Note to self and note to everyone else.***
When heavy drinking leave your phone in the car, purse, or in the care of someone else. Whatever you do keep the phone away from yourself.

I have never been sure why I carry my phone with me when I know that I will drinking. It's not like I am going to be of use anyways. It's not like I can really come to the aid of anyone. I can't drive, cook, do simple math (not that I can when I am sober either) or even remember my ABC's.

When was the last time that someone drinking shots of Patron saved the day or the last time someone drunk a half a case of Coronas(with lime) and came to bail you out of jail...never... they were probably sitting next to you.

So everyone say and repeat this slogan with me, "Friends don't let friends drive drunk nor do they let them text!"
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!




"Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day." Just want to send a quick shoutout to everyone. I hope that you all have a day full of green beer followed by green puke.