The things a man will do to get his grub on.

The items below cost me two hours of my life that I can never get back, but I burned a ton of calories though.

I decided that I needed to get to the grocery store to pick up a few items. Instead of driving I was going to run to the grocery store and then run back. It was a way to get what I needed and get some exercise. I was only going to pick up a few items and come back home. How hard could this journey be?

Answer: Hard as hell!

I thought that I was going to die half way there, but I really needed the bread and lettuce for my sandwich. In my mind it was only a short trip up the hill. My feet, knees, ankles, back and lungs have a different story to tell. A story that only a fool and his hunger could understand. The story of sandwich and man.

Just think what I'll do for the "Utensil".


Mo said...

Um, which store did you go to? QFC?

Lets not talk about the hill. Or hills.

I want to hear no more shit from you about my whine that night I walked up and down the hill in my hooka boots.

The story of a sandwich and man....what a way with words you have.

Dang, you are right...if you did that for some lettuce and bread, what would you do for the utensil?

Ace C said...

I know, right!

Mo said...

Hmmmmm, maybe I should put this to the test...clear out some of my webs as you so eloquently put it the other night.