Unwanted-Guest!


"I feel like I am Iraq and I have been invaded!"


The door bell rang and awoke me from my mid-evening slumber. I smartly got up from my couch and brisked myself to the door. I was anticipating the arrival of a new pair shoes that I required from Ebay, but alas, it was not the postman at the door, but a co-worker, who I had given the okay to retreat to my apt for a couple of days.
Normally I would turn away such visitors that solicit me with their problems, but today was a different day. I seem to have a soft spot for people having relationship trouble. Yes, today was the day that my "Unwanted-Guest" arrived.

I think it is a little unfair for me to call him an unwanted guest because I knew that he was coming. In fact, I agreed upon it. For some strange reason he still has to bear the title of "Unwanted-Guest". I guess when you know a person has no where is to go you have to let down your comfort level and let goodness be goodness.

Now that I have been self righteous, I can be a "DICK" and not feel guilty about it.

I don't want to type tons and tons of stuff so I will just list a couple of things that are driving me crazy about him.

1. He eats all my food without asking and drinks all my "good" water.
2. He picks his feet on my couch.
3. He uses my bedroom to lounge.
4. He talks extremely loud and while I am taking my afternoon. ( I get cranky when I don't get my nap in. It's the kid in me still.)
5. He smokes and leaves the butt outside the door. (Someone say, "Trash can, dude!")
6. He washes clothes close to midnight and dries his clothes during that last 30 minutes of sleep.
7. He closes the bathroom door behind him. (I know this sounds crazy, but last time I checked I am not a 2 year old who doesn't know that the toilet is where mommy and daddy do their business.)
8. He talks during my favorite TV shows. (At 10 o'clock at night I don't have the patience or will to break down Big Brother 8.)
9. He uses the bathroom constantly throughout the night. ( I know you are thinking, "Why is this a big deal?" and my reply would be, "I am a light sleeper...nough said!"
10. 1- 9 is plenty and I don't want to give this subject that much more time.

I find myself being the barrier of relationship problems for others and I think that I have had enough. The old has gotten even older. I think this could be a big reason why I am single. How the hell can you start something with someone, when you are always cleaning up and fixing everyone else's problems.

Other people's problem. Detonated!
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29 comments:

Mo said...

Dude. You gotta' stop the madness. Seriously.

Ace C said...

Lol. I am trying.

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