Joke of the Day

A blonde woman gets pulled over for doing 85 in a 25 mph zone.

The cop asks her for her license and registration. She says, "License, what's that?"

He replies, "It's what they ask for when you buy liquor."

She says, "Oh, I get it," and hands him her license.

Then she asks what a registration is. He says, "It's probably in your glove box. Just open it and give me the papers inside." She does, so he returns to his car.

He calls the police dispatcher and says, "I think I just pulled over the dumbest blonde ever! She didn't even know what a license was."


The dispatcher says, "I know who she is. She's driving a new BMW, with pink mirrors."

The cop says, "Yeah, how'd you know?"

The dispatcher says, "Never mind that, just go up to her car and drop your pants."

The cop says, "No freakin' way!"

The dispatcher says, "Just trust me, all the cops in town have done it."

So the cop agrees and reluctantly walks up to her car. He looks around and then drops his pants. The blonde woman says, "Another breathalyser test? No problem, I pass these all the time."

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